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    hai

    Patrick Falconer @patrickstarfish

    Age 30, Male

    Student

    Newgrounds

    England

    Joined on 3/15/10

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    patrickstarfish's News

    Posted by patrickstarfish - April 12th, 2010


    TIME TO REST NOW N' CRAP GONNA BUY A BOOK WTF

    my cuzzins acc is neet! xd xd lollolol


    Posted by patrickstarfish - April 11th, 2010


    SCHOOL IS NOW COMING AND THAT MEANS CONFIZZCATION!!!! THE NEWS SHALL NOW BE WEEKLY/MONTHLY EFFECTIVE TODAY.
    OH AND...

    THIS...IS...WEEKLY OR MONTHLY!!!


    Posted by patrickstarfish - April 4th, 2010


    Alloy:
    range:crap
    weapon:great
    damage:good
    HP:crap
    speed:good
    Pico:
    range:crap
    damage:good
    weapon:great
    hp:great
    speed:good
    P-bot:
    range:good
    damage:good
    weapon:so-so
    hp:good
    speed:somewhat crap
    Nene:
    range:crap
    damage:good
    weapon:piss
    hp:great
    speed:so-so
    Samurai Asshole:
    range:good
    damage:good
    weapon:$#lt
    hp:good
    speed:so-so
    SaladFingers:
    range:freakin' great
    damage:above average
    weapon:meh.
    speed:poop
    hp:low
    Piconjo:
    range:good
    damage:good
    weapon:crap,but can hit large numbers
    speed:attacks:slow movements:so-so
    hp:so-so
    Tankman:
    range:so-so
    damage:great
    weapon:good
    speed:somewhat slow
    hp:so-so
    Alien Hominid:
    range:so-so
    damage:good
    weapon:meh
    speed:good
    hp:mediocre
    Convict:
    range:good
    damage:good
    weapon:none,only when transformed
    speed:good
    hp:so-so
    Hank:
    range:so-so
    damage:so-so
    weapon:good
    speed:piss
    hp:so-so
    Fancy Pants Man:
    range:good
    damage:so-so
    hp:high
    BONUS
    Henchman
    All same as hank's but really bad,cripes,terri-freakin-ble!!!
    source:my personal experience and <a>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vi ew/381115


    Posted by patrickstarfish - April 4th, 2010


    i'm taking a vacation for 2 weeks from NG since i'm goin' to a place where there is no internet access and i'm too lazy to rent a computer or put th' larry pic so...SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!


    Posted by patrickstarfish - April 2nd, 2010


    IF YOU GUESSED INTERNET CAFE YOU'RE CORRECT!!! I GOTTA BE GOIN' BUT NOT WITHOUT THIS

    DE_ANSWER


    Posted by patrickstarfish - March 30th, 2010


    I GOT 2 HOUR PLAY TIME! GUESS WHERE?!
    A.)MY FRIEND'S HOUSE
    B.)AN INTERNET CAFE
    C.)MY OWN COMPUTER
    ANSWER NEXT LOG-IN.
    OH YEAH I CAN'T POST THE PIC NOW.THAT NARROW'S IT DOWN TO ONE AND ONLY...
    ANSWER NEXT LOG IN I SAID!!!


    Posted by patrickstarfish - March 24th, 2010


    FOR ONE:
    USELESS:MY NEWGROUNDS RUMBLE COMMENT FOR REPORTING SOMETHING
    USEFUL:MY ORR-LARRY'S THEME COMMENT
    YAY:I FINALLY FOUND MY CLASSMATE,KNIGHTLORD 344 OR PAULO.
    OH AAAANDDD I CANT PUT THE LARRY THING 'CAUSE I'M USING A DIFF LAPTOP AND MY FRIENDS GONNA KILL ME SO YEAH THAT'S ABOUT IT. AND YES I PUT PERIODS!!!


    Posted by patrickstarfish - March 22nd, 2010


    IMMAH FINISHED NEWGROUNDS RUMNBLE!!! now immah got 200-sumthin points!! oh aaand...

    EPICLY EPIC


    Posted by patrickstarfish - March 17th, 2010


    DA GOOD NEWZ
    IMMAH FREAKIN' GOT 180 POINTS!
    DA BAD NEWS
    IMMAH HAVE A FREAKIN' BAD KEY BAD!
    EXAMPLE,ILL SAY HELLO TO YOU WITHOUT TWEAKIN' IT:
    GHEKLLLO TYOI YUOU
    OR TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS:
    TYHIS IS THE DUMGER5RST KEYBOARD IN M6YSA IN NMY ENTIRE L9FE
    AS ALWAYS...

    WooT! AND CRAAAP


    Posted by patrickstarfish - March 17th, 2010


    Alright,alright i know im putting in every little detail here but i would be wasting my account if i just do nuthin' sooooo...
    1. JAZZA RESPONDED TO MAH PM!!!
    2.I NOW HAVE 80 POINTS!!!
    AAAAAND...
    3.IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
    O o
    /¯/__________________________________
    | BLAGGHH!!!
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    it wouldn't be me not to put this...

    EVERY LITTLE DETAIL