patrickstarfish's News

bedtime

2010-04-12 06:33:11 by patrickstarfish

TIME TO REST NOW N' CRAP GONNA BUY A BOOK WTF

my cuzzins acc is neet! xd xd lollolol



SCHOOL IS NOW COMING AND THAT MEANS CONFIZZCATION!!!! THE NEWS SHALL NOW BE WEEKLY/MONTHLY EFFECTIVE TODAY.
OH AND...

THIS...IS...WEEKLY OR MONTHLY!!!


NEWGROUNDS RUMBLE CHARACTER ANALYSIS

2010-04-04 22:06:37 by patrickstarfish
Updated

Alloy:
range:crap
weapon:great
damage:good
HP:crap
speed:good
Pico:
range:crap
damage:good
weapon:great
hp:great
speed:good
P-bot:
range:good
damage:good
weapon:so-so
hp:good
speed:somewhat crap
Nene:
range:crap
damage:good
weapon:piss
hp:great
speed:so-so
Samurai Asshole:
range:good
damage:good
weapon:$#lt
hp:good
speed:so-so
SaladFingers:
range:freakin' great
damage:above average
weapon:meh.
speed:poop
hp:low
Piconjo:
range:good
damage:good
weapon:crap,but can hit large numbers
speed:attacks:slow movements:so-so
hp:so-so
Tankman:
range:so-so
damage:great
weapon:good
speed:somewhat slow
hp:so-so
Alien Hominid:
range:so-so
damage:good
weapon:meh
speed:good
hp:mediocre
Convict:
range:good
damage:good
weapon:none,only when transformed
speed:good
hp:so-so
Hank:
range:so-so
damage:so-so
weapon:good
speed:piss
hp:so-so
Fancy Pants Man:
range:good
damage:so-so
hp:high
BONUS
Henchman
All same as hank's but really bad,cripes,terri-freakin-ble!!!
source:my personal experience and <a>http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/vi ew/381115


vacation

2010-04-04 08:01:46 by patrickstarfish

i'm taking a vacation for 2 weeks from NG since i'm goin' to a place where there is no internet access and i'm too lazy to rent a computer or put th' larry pic so...SHUT THE CRAP UP!!!


DE_ANSWER

2010-04-02 07:34:04 by patrickstarfish

IF YOU GUESSED INTERNET CAFE YOU'RE CORRECT!!! I GOTTA BE GOIN' BUT NOT WITHOUT THIS

DE_ANSWER


GUESS!!!

2010-03-30 07:05:45 by patrickstarfish
Updated

I GOT 2 HOUR PLAY TIME! GUESS WHERE?!
A.)MY FRIEND'S HOUSE
B.)AN INTERNET CAFE
C.)MY OWN COMPUTER
ANSWER NEXT LOG-IN.
OH YEAH I CAN'T POST THE PIC NOW.THAT NARROW'S IT DOWN TO ONE AND ONLY...
ANSWER NEXT LOG IN I SAID!!!


USELESS,USEFUL AND YAY

2010-03-24 05:17:27 by patrickstarfish

FOR ONE:
USELESS:MY NEWGROUNDS RUMBLE COMMENT FOR REPORTING SOMETHING
USEFUL:MY ORR-LARRY'S THEME COMMENT
YAY:I FINALLY FOUND MY CLASSMATE,KNIGHTLORD 344 OR PAULO.
OH AAAANDDD I CANT PUT THE LARRY THING 'CAUSE I'M USING A DIFF LAPTOP AND MY FRIENDS GONNA KILL ME SO YEAH THAT'S ABOUT IT. AND YES I PUT PERIODS!!!


EPICLY EPIC

2010-03-22 01:12:51 by patrickstarfish

IMMAH FINISHED NEWGROUNDS RUMNBLE!!! now immah got 200-sumthin points!! oh aaand...

EPICLY EPIC


WooT! AND CRAAAP

2010-03-17 03:25:00 by patrickstarfish

DA GOOD NEWZ
IMMAH FREAKIN' GOT 180 POINTS!
DA BAD NEWS
IMMAH HAVE A FREAKIN' BAD KEY BAD!
EXAMPLE,ILL SAY HELLO TO YOU WITHOUT TWEAKIN' IT:
GHEKLLLO TYOI YUOU
OR TRY TO UNDERSTAND THIS:
TYHIS IS THE DUMGER5RST KEYBOARD IN M6YSA IN NMY ENTIRE L9FE
AS ALWAYS...

WooT! AND CRAAAP


EVERY LITTLE DETAIL

2010-03-17 01:24:00 by patrickstarfish

Alright,alright i know im putting in every little detail here but i would be wasting my account if i just do nuthin' sooooo...
1. JAZZA RESPONDED TO MAH PM!!!
2.I NOW HAVE 80 POINTS!!!
AAAAAND...
3.IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER
O o
/¯/__________________________________
| BLAGGHH!!!
\_\¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
it wouldn't be me not to put this...

EVERY LITTLE DETAIL